Flaws

An Original Song by Amy Alls

I’ve got a mole on my left shoulder
I’ve got a tit bigger than another
I’ve got an ass the size of a truck
But I don’t care

All of my teeth are separated
Floss is just so overrated
I’ve got hair above my upper lip
That I wish wasn’t there

At times I am quite lazy
Can be clumsy, whoops a daisy
Don’t be in the car
When I’m behind the wheel

They say I’m a little bossy
If not sometimes just too saucy
And you’ll rarely
Catch me on an even keeeel

I’ve got flaws
I’ve got flaws
I don’t care about your laws
I wasn’t custom made
For your ideal

I’ve got flaws
I’ve got flaws
Judge me all you want
Because
The beauty I have inside
Is so reeeeal!

I’ve got curves all over everywhere
And I’ve worn holey underwear
My height is barely over
5 foot 0h

My posture’s not the greatest
Fashion sense is not the latest
Don’t try to stop me now
Come on let’s go




I can openly admit it
Just accept it and forget it
I’ve warned you now
So you’re not unaware

Television, movies, magazines
Not what you get when you get me
There’s more to me than
What I see in there

I’ve got flaws
I’ve got flaws
I don’t care about your laws
I wasn’t custom made
For your ideal

I’ve got flaws
I’ve got flaws
Judge me all you want
Because
The beauty I have inside
Is so reeeeal!

I can be somewhat neurotic
Sometimes borderline psychotic
Just a little bit of obsessive
Lots of times

Every wrinkle, every freckle
Every misplaced little speckle
Might not be what you call perfect
But they’re mine

I’ve got flaws
I’ve got flaws
I don’t care about your laws
I wasn’t custom made
For your ideal

I’ve got flaws
I’ve got flaws
Judge me all you want
Because
The beauty I have inside
Is so reeeeal!


My eyes are a pleasant shade of blue
My skin is soft with an ivory hue
My smile has been known to
Light up a room

My voice is quite melodic
If not brilliantly chaotic
I show confidence in ways
You can’t exude

All my flaws
All my flaws
May not fit into your laws
But I’m perfect just the way
I Oughtta be

All my flaws
All my flaws
Make me who I am because
There’s no one in the whole world
Just like me!